It's Just Not Fair

I have solved the secret to the world; and I did it all with the help of a bunch of self-centered bastards. These particular bastards like to bitch and moan about every little thing that's wrong with them.

They think everything should be fair. Fair does not exist. It's simple. Everyone wants what's fair. But, hey, there is no fair. What's right for me isn't the same for you; and for me to bitch and complain about it won't solve the problem.

What if I want a twinkie and you want a twinkie, and I don't like to share - then it's just not fair for you but I don't care so much because I think twinkies are yummy. You need to deal with the fact that I have a twinkie and you don't, and Im not giving you any because I don't care that you are twinkieless. Everyone wants a twinkie, but only a few have them. Is it fair? Nope. Is it supposed to be fair? Nope. Is it a good thing that not everyone has access to the twinkies? Most definitely. If everyone had a twinkie, then people wouldn't even be interested in twinkies anymore, they'd be all "I want a Little Debbie."

And here comes the not fair cry when it's discovered that Little Debbies are in short supply and only a few people were able to procur the sweet little cakes. I think people need to get over it. Most don't share. Most don't care. Most are selfish heartless bastards who like to hoard their twinkies or Little Debbies.

Find your own snack cake that works for you and savor it. Don't be snack cake mackin' on others. It's not fair. And, thusly, I'm hoarding my twinkies in the fire proof box I keep the important documents in.

It's a full moon tonight. People are strange.